Chef Rules

I have a spectacularly cluttered mind jammed with random food facts and sublimely useless information…

This is just the sort of thing I love.

The Rules of the Chef

As they were listed in the office of the Chef of the Queen Elizabeth’s yacht:

1.     The Chef is right

2.     The Chef is never wrong

3.     The Chef doesn’t drink, he tastes

4.     The Chef is never late, he is delayed

5.     The Chef never leaves his property, he is called away

6.     When you offer the Chef an idea, you are told about his

7.     The Chef is always addressed reverentially as Chef

8.     If you criticize the Chef, you criticize the Almighty